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Years ago, in the fifties I would say, a country and western singer, name of Faron Young sang a most prophetic little ditty, and in the first line it said: ” I’m gonna live fast, love hard and die young and have a beautiful memory.” This could well be the formula for life in the […]
One of my favorite movies with Steve Martin was “The Jerk” in which Martin played an adopted white boy raised by a black family. As he is leaving home to make his way in the world, his daddy takes him to the barn, and picks up a big horse turd. He then reaches in his […]