PLEDGE AND DISCLAIMER

I, Harley Dale Brown, being of soundproof mind and full bodied, do hereby pledge, promise and swear by my dearly departed Daddies grave, that I will never lie to you, cry to you, in any way insult or intentionally hurt you or your feelings. They are your feelings and you have to do that to yourself. Anything you may see, hear, or read at this here Hitchin' Post and cracker barrel forum is for the expressed purpose of the betterment of mankind or womankind whichever you prefer. It is not to be misconstrued as trying to influence you, sway you, or lead you down a path of self righteousness, greed or untruthfulness. Everything you will read here has either been dully researched, snoped, truth or fictioned, or it is solely the opinion of this blogger, Harley Dale Brown, sole proprietor and owner.

Warning: The surgeon general's office has determined that the reading of this blog may be terminally harmful to your health, may cause stroke, heart attack, high blood pressure, collapsing of the veins, profuse bleeding from the ears and nose, steam to rise from your ears and eyes, runny diuretic defecation, milky foamy urination, or just in general a run down crappy feeling between your ears.

It takes huge cajones to delve into the world of the unknown, and since I have been convinced since I was 40 that "I have seen it all, and that I know it all", and then proven wrong (I'm always right even when I am wrong) umpteen gazillion times, it takes even bigger cajones to write this stuff.

OK, now repeat after me, I (state your name and if female, your measurements and send pictures) due slovenly swear that I will reply to this blog in a civil and benevolent manner. Furthermore (keep repeating after me) I promise and swear that I will not use foul language, curse, or in any way to bring reproach upon myself, nor will I threaten the life of Harley Dale Brown, self made guru, shaper of words and thoughts, and legend in his own mind, no matter how much I hate him or what he says. Furthermore, I promise to protect and defend the sanctity and sanity of his good name and Hitchin' Post fireside, so help me Na'noo Na'noo. Now Make the sign!!!

One of my favorite movies with Steve Martin was “The Jerk” in which Martin played an adopted white boy raised by a black family.  As he is leaving home to make his way in the world, his daddy takes him to the barn, and  picks up a big horse turd.  He then reaches in his pocket and pulls out a can of “Shinola” shoe polish.  He looks at Martin and says “now son this is shit, and this is Shinola, and I am showing you this cause you don’t know shit from Shinola.” 

So I am here to tell you that when it comes to politics I do not know shit from shinola.  But like so many of us who supported that old bald headed comb over white headed guy will do,I will not spend this day having “the day after blues”, a new song title (after giving it some thought) that I must write.  What I AM going to do, is what I know best and that is music and writing.  Continuing to learn my craft as a musician, as I study each week at the Halehulumamu with Auntie Jo on her Uke and Hawaiian Music.  I am learning to sing in Hawaiian, and play my uke, continuing to write songs and record. I am Continuing to play the gigs the Good Lord sends my way, as I forge ahead with yet another new style and the only music I know,

“BoogieWoogieCountryWesternGospelBlues’n'Rock’n'Roll, and now Hawaiian.”

In closing this chapter of my blog, I shall crawl into my politics hole, (until I re-emerge in 2010) I do so wish to apologize to anyone I may have offended and thank you all for putting up with my verbal cajoling and antics.  I never ever mean to hurt feelings or offend anyone in any way, but rather to bring provocitive thought and banter to the table.  I know that no matter who is in the White House the country will become stronger and survive.  Perhaps this has been a wake up call to us all, to not crawl back in our shells and to become pro active in the rebirth of America.  After all we are all Americans in this boat together.

I wish you all the best over the next four years, but before I am a Republocrat or a Demopublican, or the independant Maverick I truly am, I am first and foremost a patriotic American. As my daddy before me was and I am an old soldier, as such, it is my and our duty to follow and support our new President for the good and betterment of the country.  I will always put my country first and work to change her for the better.  God Bless you all, God Bless our troups, and God Bless America.

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